Agent Orange Bang Drink Mix

Forget Tang - this is AGENT ORANGE Bang. One scoop turns your water into a radioactive citrus blast with 100 percent of your daily radium. Exploding orange slices, horrific flavor, and instantly explosive crystals make hydration a tactical hazard. Just add water and pray for mercy. It's the breakfast beverage of bunker dwellers and mutant warlords alike. Makes 12 glasses - or one regrettable bath. Hydration has never been so hilariously unsafe.


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras