Agent Orange Bang Drink Crystals

Styled after vintage Tang packaging, this parody graphic features “Agent Orange Bang” as a volatile drink mix. A glass of erupts into fiery orange and yellow flames, echoing the exaggerated zest of retro powdered beverages. The bold typography and explosive visuals mock consumer excess with a post-apocalyptic twist, blending nostalgic design with satirical chaos. It’s a cartoonish collision of flavor and fallout, perfect for dystopian humor fans.

This garment-dyed tee brings edgy, tongue-in-cheek energy to everyday wear. The front art riffs on vintage snack-and-soda labels with a bold, comic-style “Agent Orange Bang” graphic — an exploding orange slice framed by warm, fiery colors and retro type. The relaxed, medium-weight cotton feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing, and double-needle stitching adds durability so the shirt keeps its shape through repeat wear. It sits comfortably in casual wardrobes — layered under a flannel, paired with denim, or worn solo while out with friends. The graphic reads like a bit of dark humor; it’s for people who like ironic pop-culture references, bold color, and playful, slightly subversive designs.

Product features
- Available S–4XL (select partners) for a wide range of sizes
- Garment-dyed 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft color and lived-in feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in many color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean