Apoca-Lips Balm

When the sun decides it's done playing nice, reach for Apoca-Lips Balm - SPF 9000, because apparently the sun has beef. This cartoon tube packs more sass than science, promising lip salvation in a world where UV rays have turned petty. With an angry sun glaring like it's auditioning for villain of the year, this balm is your last line of defense against solar spite. It's skincare meets survival gear, with a wink and a smirk. Apocalypse? More like Apoca-lips!


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras