Chock Full o' Mutants Coffee

This design parodies vintage coffee branding with a surreal twist. A can labeled “Chock Full o’Mutants” features a teal mug overflowing with mutant parts: a green tentacle, a red hand, a pink hand, and a single eyeball rising from dark coffee. Steam curls upward, reinforcing the caffeinated theme. The slogan “Extra limbs, extra caffeine” adds humor, blending post-apocalyptic absurdity with retro packaging style for a bold, eye-catching graphic. 

This relaxed garment-dyed tee brings playful, slightly twisted humor to everyday wear. The front print mimics a vintage canned-food label — “Chock Full o’ Mutants” — showing bright, cartoonish creatures bursting from a mug with the cheeky tagline “Extra limbs, extra caffeine.” The muted, soft-dyed cotton background gives the design a lived-in, retro look, while the medium-weight fabric and relaxed cut make it comfortable for long days at the cafe, conventions, or casual hangouts. It’s for people who collect quirky art, love pop-culture oddities, and enjoy clothing that sparks conversations. Wear it to game nights, comic cons, or low-key meetups to show off a sense of humor that’s equal parts nostalgic and mischievous.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk with medium 6.1 oz/yd² weight
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean