Crater Crunch Cookies

A satirical cookie box design titled "CRATER CRUNCH" features a green zombie-like mutant clutching a bowl of cookies. Behind him, a dramatic mushroom cloud explosion reinforces the nuclear fallout theme. The box includes humorous slogans like “For Old Fallouts & Other Mutants” and “Radioactive Vanilla Globs in Every Bite,” blending horror and humor. A radiation symbol and vivid colors amplify the chaotic, post-apocalyptic vibe in this cartoon-style parody.

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings vintage horror-comic vibes to everyday wear. The front shows a bold, retro box labeled “Crater Crunch” with lurid reds, sickly greens, and campy skull-and-cookie artwork — a playful mash of 70s cookie art and underground poster graphics. The soft, garment-dyed cotton and medium-weight fabric give it a worn-in feel that sits easily under a jacket or on its own. Wear it to late-night shows, record swaps, or low-key hangouts to lean into a tongue-in-cheek, offbeat aesthetic that starts conversations without trying too hard.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean