Don't Feed the Mutants

A grotesque mutant creature snarls beneath a full moon, its skeletal frame and jagged teeth radiating menace. Elongated limbs stretch across a barren wasteland littered with jagged rocks, evoking a chilling post-apocalyptic nightmare. The bold warning “DON’T FEED THE MUTANTS” frames the scene, suggesting a world where survival depends on avoiding these monstrous beings. The graphic’s horror-infused cartoon style delivers a punch of dystopian satire with every glance.

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings a gritty, retro-horror vibe to everyday wear. The front features a high-contrast, hand-etched style monster scene under bold lettering that reads “DON’T FEED THE MUTANTS” — a voice for late-night urban explorers, tabletop players, and horror fans who love dark humor. The soft, washed color and midweight cotton drape like a lived-in favorite. Wear it to game nights, midnight movie marathons, convention panels, or on neighborhood patrol when you want to say you’re on the lookout — all with a wry, subversive grin.

The muted, vintage palette and distressed illustration age naturally with the garment-dye process. It reads like a treasured find from an old record store or a thrifted band tee, making it easy to layer under a flannel or jacket, or wear solo for statement-making comfort. It’s for people who collect stories, late shows, and things that make you smirk in the dark.

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors sizing
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium 6.1 oz weight for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean