Glowreo Sandwich Cookies

Introducing GLOWREO - the snack that glows back. This mutant-era cookie parody packs DOUBLE IRRADIATED cream between two glowing discs of doom. "DOUBLE THE RADIATION, DOUBLE THE DOOM", it's the only treat approved by post-apocalyptic dentists and banned by every surviving food agency. Perfect for anyone who thinks dessert should be hazardous and hilarious. Warning - may cause spontaneous illumination and mutant cravings. Not responsible for glowing fingerprints or snack-related fallout.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras