Johnson’s Rad Balm

A grotesque mutant with glowing green skin applies “Johnson’s Rad Balm” to its face, grimacing in pain. A guitar slung over its back hints at punk wasteland vibes. The balm container emits radioactive fumes, and the tagline mocks survival beauty standards: “Because in the wasteland, glowing isn’t always a compliment.” The design parodies vintage ads with a twisted post-apocalyptic flair, blending humor, decay, and dystopian self-care.

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, retro-pulp illustration that reads like a relic from a post-apocalyptic road trip. The front shows a neon-outlined jar of “Rad Balm” and a startled, glowing survivor—playful, a little grimy, and defiantly tongue-in-cheek. The soft, garment-dyed cotton feels lived-in from day one, the roomy cut hangs casually over jeans or cargo shorts, and the vivid print keeps its washed-in charm as the shirt breaks in. Wear it to comic cons, skate nights, or when you want to add a sardonic pop-culture nod to your everyday rotation.

Product features
- Available S–4XL; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk fabric
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras, available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean