Johnson's Rad Balm

This jar of Johnson's Rad Balm looks like it moonlights as a nightlight for ghouls. With a glow that screams 'side effects may include extra limbs', it's the go-to ointment for anyone who thinks radiation burns build character. The cheerful ghoul mascot beams with pride like he just won a beauty pageant in a fallout shelter. The warning label is less of a deterrent and more of a dare. Slather it on and prepare to be the brightest thing in the wasteland.


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras