Johnson's Rad Rub

Introducing Johnson's RAD RUB - the only skin cream approved by mutants and guaranteed to make you glow like a reactor meltdown. Slather it on and watch your skin shimmer with questionable vitality. Endorsed by a grinning mutant with more charm than hygiene, this radioactive rub is perfect for those who want compliments in the wasteland. Because when civilization collapses, glowing skin is the new luxury. Warning - side effects may include spontaneous luminescence and unsolicited compliments from irradiated strangers.


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras