Mutant Weekly Tabloid Magazine

Straight from the irradiated archives of 1985, Mutant Weekly™ spills the goo on bunker gossip and mutant mayhem. Two crusty mutants bicker over a lone water bottle while headlines scream about radioactive honeymoons, snail fondue, and bug-eyed creeps. It's tabloid trash with a toxic twist - perfect for anyone who decorates their bunker with flair and fears mutant horoscopes more than mutant bites. This tee is a wearable relic of post-apocalyptic journalism at its most absurd.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras