Napalm Nuggets

Dinner is served - and it's glowing. Napalm Nuggets bring the heat with a full serving of napalm dust in every bite, plus mashed glo-tatoes for that extra radioactive zing. Kid tested, mutant mom approved, this frozen feast is the culinary equivalent of a mushroom cloud. Whether you're hosting a bunker banquet or just nuking lunch, this tee celebrates the fine art of post-apocalyptic processed food. Warning: may cause spontaneous combustion or mutant cravings.


If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras