Nuclear-Aid Geiger Grape Flavor

A retro comic-style parody of a radioactive kids drink, “Nuclear-Aid” features a vibrant glass of purple liquid with explosive graphics. Bold slogans like “300% of your daily fallout,” “Geiger Grape,” and “Flavored with Real Radium” mock consumer culture with absurd nuclear themes. The design blends vintage packaging aesthetics with satirical exaggeration, creating a humorous take on post-apocalyptic branding and health hazards.

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a punchy, retro comic-vibe to streetwear. The bold, neon graphic — a tongue-in-cheek “Nuclear-Aid” label with pop-art colors and playful text — reads like a vintage soda ad from a mad-scientist summer. The soft, washed-down cotton and roomy fit make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it layered under a denim jacket or on its own with worn jeans to lean into an offbeat, rebellious style. It pairs naturally with zine nights, indie concerts, or weekend hangouts where the goal is low-effort cool and a sense of humor about the absurd.

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors, made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean