Nuclearade - Cherry Chernobyl Flavor

A green mutant with pink eyes slurps a red, radioactive drink labeled “Nuclearade Cherry Chernobyl.” The oversized mug bubbles with toxic fizz and a green straw. The undead figure wears an orange shirt and grins with exaggerated cartoonish glee. Bold slogans boast “300% of your daily fallout” and “flavored with real radium,” parodying energy drink ads with a satirical twist on post-apocalyptic consumerism and nuclear absurdity.

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The soft, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton and medium-weight fabric give it a lived-in drape that complements the bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic—a neon zombie sipping a radioactive cherry drink—so the shirt reads like a wearable punchline. Tubular knit construction and double-needle seams keep the silhouette clean and durable, while the sewn-in label and wide color range let you pick the exact vibe you want. It’s a shirt you’ll reach for when you want to be playful, a little dark, and unmistakably yourself.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit; sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean