Nukey Pebbles Cereal

A radioactive cereal box parody explodes with satire as “Nukey Pebbles” promises “Radium Enriched” and “Mixed Isotopes Flavor.” A gas-masked character grips a bowl of glowing cereal while radioactive symbols and grotesque ingredients like “Frozen Tongue Chunks” and “Dehydrated Brains” amplify the horror. The box mocks food safety with twisted humor, offering a “Free Dehydrated Powder Zombie” and branding from “General Nukey Foods.”

This relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, retro edge to everyday wear. The soft, washed color and slightly textured finish create a lived-in feel that pairs effortlessly with worn denim or utility-style layers. Front artwork channels vintage cereal-box kitsch with bold reds, hazard iconography, and a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek vibe—great for collectors of pop-culture oddities and anyone who likes to wear their sense of humor on their chest. The roomy cut and medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton feel substantial without being stiff, so it moves with you from quick errands to laid-back hangouts. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, no-side-seam construction keep the silhouette clean and long-lasting. Available in many colors and sizes, this tee ages beautifully and becomes more comfortable over time.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a soft, garment-dyed finish
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction for consistent sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for extra durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and offered in 58 color options; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean