Radiation Rolls - Snack Cakes

A parody snack pack labeled “Radiation Rolls” features glowing green cream-filled cakes with a radioactive twist. The packaging screams danger and dessert, blending neon chaos with cartoon absurdity. A radiation symbol replaces the “O” in “Radiation,” and the tagline boasts “Glowing Cream Filled Snack Cakes.” It’s a hilarious take on post-apocalyptic consumerism, where even your sweet tooth isn’t safe from fallout. Perfect for fans of dystopian humor and irradiated indulgence.

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings playful, retro horror-punk energy to everyday wear. The front art mimics a vintage snack box — “Radiation Rolls” with glowing cream centers — using saturated, slightly distressed inks that pop against the earthy dyed fabric. The shirt feels soft from pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton and drapes casually for layered or solo looks. Wear it to shows, late-night meetups, or just when you want a little tongue-in-cheek radioactive nostalgia in your rotation.

Product features
- Available S–4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean