Reactor Pizza

Meet the goblin chef who moonlights as a nuclear reactor janitor and part-time pizza slinger. His pies are so hot they come with a waiver and a fire extinguisher. With eyes that scream 'I licked plutonium' and a grin that says 'extra jalapeños,' this culinary mutant serves slices straight from the blast zone. Reactor Pizza - hotter than ground zero and twice as likely to melt your taste buds. Wear it if you dare, but don’t blame us for spontaneous combustion.
Pineapple or no Pineapple?

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras