Spasm Canned Meat

When the world ends and lunch fights back, you get SPASM - the twitchy mystery meat with a mind of its own. This cartoon can features a slice of mutant deli horror with a twitching tail, while horrified survivors recoil in disgust. It's a hilarious nod to questionable canned cuisine and the side effects of eating anything post-apocalypse. Warning - may contain twitchy bits and regret. Perfect for fans of grotesque humor and mutant sandwich nightmares.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras