Spasm Canned Mystery Meat

A grotesque canned meat parody explodes with dystopian satire as “SPASM” delivers “Mystery Meat with Twitchy Side Effects.” The cartoon can features a rubbery meat sandwich and two disturbed characters reacting in horror. The label mocks vintage food packaging with exaggerated expressions and absurd ingredients. “Dystopia” branding seals the deal, making this a twisted take on processed food and post-apocalyptic consumer culture.

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a retro, slightly surreal canned-food illustration that reads “SPASM — Mystery Meat with Twitchy Side Effects.” The soft, broken-in fabric and muted dye give the shirt a lived-in look that complements the vivid, vintage-ad-style artwork. Wear it when you want to riff on dark humor and pop culture—it sits comfortably through long days, late-night hangouts, and creative studio sessions. The roomy cut and medium-weight cotton drape casually over jeans or layered under a jacket, while the sewn-in label and double-needle seams keep it feeling solid wash after wash. It’s for people who like their wardrobe with an edge: ironic, a little unsettling, and utterly personal.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk medium-weight fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage color and worn-in hand
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 colors available
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Made in Honduras; sewn-in label and 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric weight

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean